Last night I was hanging out at home watching Constantine with Keanu Reeves (If you haven't seen it, go rent it). And I got this call from a potential renter (I'm renting out my house) and he was talking about some issues he's having and then he said "It's quite a pandemonium". And suddenly, an image popped into my cranium. A vision of a bastard of a panda. Just a real jerk off that loves to poke-poke-poke at you until you explode. So here, right before your eyes, is my new character...Pandamonium! He speaks with a New England accent and his catch phrase is "You're wicked retahded". Enjoy.